jackfrostciicle:

cupboardgods:

I watch this at least 10 times every time it shows up on my dash

this video lifts my spirits in times of distress



castielsorgy2014:

see you then.

hungryhowie:

saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

Zodiac Signs (snk version)

shingekinotitanic:

aries- Eaten by a titan

taurus- Titan shifter

gemini- Part of the Stationary guard

cancer- Mother eaten by a titan

leo- Humanities strongest

virgo- Best friend eaten by a titan

libra- 10 titan kills

scorpio- Part of squad Levi

sagittarius- No titan kills

capricorn- Part of military police

aquarius- Traitor

pisces- Part of Scouting Legion

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

suddenly-sara:

Universal cat language for, “See that thing? IMMA FUCK IT UP”

The kitty butt wiggle of doooooooooooom :D

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

vapor-man:

haemus:

What’s meme in Japanese

watashiwatashi

kindofsharethat:

waiting for the tumblr video player to load

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tavrisprite:

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool